FA Cup semi-final to be replayed until Manchester United win
Under the new rules introduced by the Football Association, the Manchester United versus Manchester City semi-final is to be replayed until Manchester United win. Sir Alex Ferguson’s team famously...
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Manchester United reveal details of monumental Ferguson statue
Plans for a colossal statue of long-time manager Sir Alex Ferguson – at 316ft height, over 10 ft taller than New York’s Statue of Liberty – were unveiled at Manchester United’s Old Trafford ground...
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Next Man United boss decided ‘Apprentice-style’
The successor to Sralex Ferguson as the manager of Manchester United has been chosen via a series of elimination tests, resulting in many hopeful managers losing any chance of ever enjoying ‘the big...
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Manchester United crowds to be banned from looking at scores
In a move designed to avoid discontent among fans and shareholders, Manchester United officials have taken the unprecedented decision to ban tablets, laptops and anything else that might bring about...
View ArticleInsomniacs petition Man Utd not to sack Van Gaal
A petition signed by 5000 insomniacs has been handed in to Manchester United asking the board to retain the services of under-pressure boss Louis Van Gaal. The petition also calls for the introduction...
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